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'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Really Early Vikings

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

The real reason for the pyramids.

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

The Day They Invented Papyrus

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Santa '50s' Claus.

"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

Egyptian Golfers.

'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

Inventor of the wheel sees man inventing wheel clamp.

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

"We're close."

A caveman emerges from a subway

Moses charges his tablet.