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Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Sick Building Syndrome

Early accounting scandals.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

How they did it . . .

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Prehistoric Modern Art

Pyramids exploding.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Really Early Vikings

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Clear construction agreements are important.

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.