Ancient Architecture Fan Gifts

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Sick Building Syndrome

Early accounting scandals.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

How they did it . . .

Prehistoric Modern Art

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Pyramids exploding.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Really Early Vikings

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Clear construction agreements are important.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

The real reason for the pyramids.