Architecture Fans Gifts

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Sick Building Syndrome

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Pisa Hut.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Doubledecker bus stop

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”