Modern Architecture Fan Gifts

"We really need to up our game."

The blind men and the Le Corbusier.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Doubledecker bus stop

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Pisa Hut.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

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