Modern Architecture Fan Gifts

"We really need to up our game."

The blind men and the Le Corbusier.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You're welcome."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Sick Building Syndrome

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Doubledecker bus stop

Pisa Hut.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Warhol Exhibit

'Hey, I used that model once!'