Quirky Architecture Fan Gifts

"She's a rescue."

'This is our latest in time-share properties.'

Doubledecker bus stop

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Sick Building Syndrome

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Double Saxophone

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Oreolas

The water desk

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"We're out of flowers."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"He's at that awkward age."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Flower Painting

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."