Quirky Architecture Enthusiasts Gifts

Church of St. Mary the Contrary.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Doubledecker bus stop

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Under New Mismanagement

Shoe house.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

New around here?

Arrow Church

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

All British Space Mission

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"Experience!"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

"It's a mixed-use building."