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Church of St. Mary the Contrary.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Doubledecker bus stop

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Under New Mismanagement

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Shoe house.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

New around here?

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Arrow Church

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

All British Space Mission

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

"We have some architects in our colony."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Experience!"

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

"It's a mixed-use building."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."