Quirky Architect Gifts

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

Do it yourself books.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Doubledecker bus stop

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Snow Bridge.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Shoe house.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Arctic Snails.

Arrow Church

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

All British Space Mission

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.