Quirky Architecture Lover Gifts

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Surprise!"

Bathroom Fairy

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Doubledecker bus stop

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Air Dentistry

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"How?"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Missing sock

Shoe house.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Arrow Church

Red in tooth and claw.

The Ugly Plant

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.