Quirky Architecture Lover Gifts

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Surprise!"

Bathroom Fairy

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Doubledecker bus stop

"How?"

Air Dentistry

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Missing sock

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Shoe house.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

The Ugly Plant

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Red in tooth and claw.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Arrow Church

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

My first Boyfriend.