Quirky Architect Mugs

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Future site of the aquarium.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

Do it yourself books.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Snow Bridge.

Doubledecker bus stop

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Shoe house.

Arctic Snails.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Arrow Church

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

All British Space Mission

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'