Quirky Construction Lovers Gifts

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Goalie Wall.

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Well, they were the low bidders."

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

'Design brief.'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Builders bum

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

Men Working Since 1931

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'How about a little charity begins at home, Mister Contractor of the Year?'

I hate it when they start without us.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.