Quirky Construction Enthusiast Gifts

'Design brief.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Do it yourself books.

Fishing for Birds

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Stone henge swing.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'