Quirky Construction Enthusiast Mugs

'Design brief.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Do it yourself books.

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Stone henge swing.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'