Quirky Construction Lover Mugs

'I'm a bit surprised you got planning permission.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Do it yourself books.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Shoe house.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'