Quirky Construction Lover Gifts

'I'm a bit surprised you got planning permission.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Do it yourself books.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Shoe house.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.