Quirky Builder Gifts

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

Building Problem

Do it yourself books.

'My son, the non traditionalist.'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Fishing for Birds

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Arctic Snails.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"I usually work in snow."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Arrow Church

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

'Design brief.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

You too can juggle.

'For sale'