Quirky Craftsman Gifts

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

I did it my way.

Do it yourself books.

The Origami Society...

Karataoke

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Fishing for Birds

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"I usually work in snow."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"