Quirky Craftster Gifts

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Fishing for Birds

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"I usually work in snow."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Curling Rocks!

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'