Quirky Crafter Gifts

I did it my way.

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."

Downcycling with Debbie

"I usually work in snow."

"Nobody's going to take you seriously unless you stop drawing those little hearts over your i's."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

The Origami Society...

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"He's an abstract artist."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Mind if I join you?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"I had to get braces."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Wooly mammoth

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.