Playful Crafter Gifts

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Rocking horse

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Do it yourself books.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I usually work in snow."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"I had to get braces."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."