Enthusiastic Crafter Gifts

" know a bargain when I see one!"

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"She's a natural!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"I usually work in snow."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I had to get braces."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Wooly mammoth

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'You just continue to grow.'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Homey Claus!"

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J