Enthusiastic Crafter T-Shirts

" know a bargain when I see one!"

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"She's a natural!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Stitch one, pearl one...

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I usually work in snow."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"I had to get braces."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Wooly mammoth

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'You just continue to grow.'

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

"Homey Claus!"

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J