Curious Crafter Gifts

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Do it yourself books.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

What's Their Secret?

Harps and Embroidery.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I usually work in snow."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"I had to get braces."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."