Playful Crafter Prints

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Rocking horse

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Do it yourself books.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

"I usually work in snow."

Stitch one, pearl one...

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"I had to get braces."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."