Quirky Creativist Gifts

"I'm making a candlewick spread, so how do I get the wicks out?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Texturing the Walls

"He's an abstract artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

Air Dentistry

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Watch Your Step

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."