Quirky Creatives Gifts

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'He's maturing early.'

Joined at the hipster.

The Origami Society...

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Texturing the Walls

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Mind if I join you?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

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