Quirky Creators Gifts

'All you need is a pencil, a cuddly toy and a blowtorch, and you're ready to begin.'

"When he said he was using the lockdown as an opportunity to make something I thought he meant a coffee table."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Giraffe Selfie

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Mind if I join you?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Watch Your Step

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."