Quirky Artist Gifts

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Mannequin Factory trash

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

COWS: A Vertical Takeoff Cow

Obsessive violinist.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Christo's computer wrapped in kitchen plastic wrap.

Doctor standing like a seaman with a telescope looking at a patient's stomach

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

101 uses of a dead cat: bath shelf

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

BLESS YOU

'You can't polish a turd, but you can give it a little touch of gold spray paint.'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Native American Indian Lacrosse

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Texturing the Walls

Trainspotting.

Donald is very supportive about my new hobby

'That stencil kit we gave her was a great Birthday present!'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

sub woofer

Fish Tank

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Eskimo hunting for food in the manhole in the busy city

Our Planet

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'