Quirky Street Artist Gifts

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I have no thumbs."

Joined at the hipster.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Can't even hold signs well.

"Caricatures $20"

"I love your work!"

Drunk Barber

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Family Butcher.

Pavement Artist

Graffiti Forever!

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.