Quirky Art Lover Gifts

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'There's nothing wrong with you -you're a Picasso.'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

'I still don't get it.'

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

Year-At-A-Glance

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Computer tomography four legs

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

"Carl! No!"

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

When lice dream.

The statue of puberty.

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

The new neighbor wasn't a bad guy. He just wasn't drawn that good.

'Y'know...it never occurred to me that, 'Swing the gull-durn horse thief from the nearest tree'. Would need clarification...'

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'Sorry Sir, you know the rules: 'Pigs can't fly'...'

"Happy New Year!"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

'He owed a lot of money.'

Zipper´s Stuck.

Old building having a renovation injection

Embellishing the police chalk outline.

Blind beggar with sign proclaiming 'I am blond - and possibly dyslexic.'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Dr. Fries Chiropractor

'They tell me you're a futuristic painter?'

'I've misplaced my ink blots. Tell me what you think this stain on my tie looks like.'

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.'