Quirky Art Lovers Gifts

'An interesting gimmick to get attention.'

Two men in urns holding hands

Football Fish

Let's dance.

Lost Head

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'Does my face look puffy to you?'

Conjoined strangers.

Smokers.

Big Pants

The art of painting

"Your new nose needs a mustache."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"So close."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Beware of the frog"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."