Quirky Art Aficionados Gifts

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Revenge of the Watermelons.

Will suck your soul into a swirling vortex of terror for food.

A sexy banana peels off her skin at the Peeler Club

"Cat box"

The Artist

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The americanisation of vulture.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"She's a miniature."

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

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T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.