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"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

'There's nothing wrong with you -you're a Picasso.'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

'I still don't get it.'

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

Year-At-A-Glance

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"Carl! No!"

Computer tomography four legs

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

The new neighbor wasn't a bad guy. He just wasn't drawn that good.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'Y'know...it never occurred to me that, 'Swing the gull-durn horse thief from the nearest tree'. Would need clarification...'

The statue of puberty.

When lice dream.

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'I'll take the rest home in a body bag.'

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

Goldfish in a blender.

"I love it!"

"Hey, big boy! Got MILF?"

The Proctology Association - Picture of the founder Picture of an bum hole.

Old building having a renovation injection

Embellishing the police chalk outline.

"Happy New Year!"

"Now everyone will know where you're from, Egghead!"

'Sorry Sir, you know the rules: 'Pigs can't fly'...'

'It's a connect-the-dots cave drawing.'

'They tell me you're a futuristic painter?'

Armadillo / Dillo