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A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

"At least we lived full lives."

"Yes, I grew a second head - three weeks ago. You’re just noticing now?"

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Do Not Sneer.

'That's Perry Peach - he's hardcore.'

England's Cafe Culture

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Romantic Giraffes

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Say hello to my little friend."

bird interprets modern art

Cactus seats.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Nun Fight.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"She's a miniature."

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Beware of the frog"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"