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A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.

"At least we lived full lives."

"Yes, I grew a second head - three weeks ago. You’re just noticing now?"

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Do Not Sneer.

'That's Perry Peach - he's hardcore.'

England's Cafe Culture

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Nun Fight.

"Say hello to my little friend."

bird interprets modern art

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The americanisation of vulture.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cactus seats.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

"She's a miniature."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"