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'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Dead Funny

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

bird interprets modern art

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"What a way to go."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

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'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."