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'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'In the talent category, Miss District of Columbia will shred paper.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

"Impressive, but wheelies will only get you so far in this company, Hodgson."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Giant Sale!

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"What a way to go."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

"Any other skills?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."