Quirky Talent Admirer Gifts

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'In the talent category, Miss District of Columbia will shred paper.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

"Impressive, but wheelies will only get you so far in this company, Hodgson."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"What a way to go."

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Handcuffs.

Deer Barber

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

"Any other skills?"

Hi again

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'