Quirky Talent Admirers Gifts

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Frosty the Repairman"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Any other skills?"

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Family Portrait

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"I didn’t know you could play."

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."