Quirky Talent Supporter Gifts

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

Anna Calvi

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Any other skills?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

She was always an introvert.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Tom Mullica.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"No-chance the rapper"

'Flea and tick circus'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Adult Magician

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Alison Pill

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

The man who could throw his voice.

Musician with eyepatch

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.