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“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Any other skills?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"No-chance the rapper"

'Flea and tick circus'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Alison Pill

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

The man who could throw his voice.

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

Musician with eyepatch

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."