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'Flea and tick circus'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Hot cross buns

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mouse with a cat cake.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"