Quirky Supporters T-Shirts

"Benson is conscientious to a fault..."

Sheep In Curlers

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

She was always an introvert.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'Flea and tick circus'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

'Twitter Tweet'

Teacup

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"Another double-header."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

Mole saving a goal.

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'