Quirky Supporters Pillows

"Benson is conscientious to a fault..."

Sheep In Curlers

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'Flea and tick circus'

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

Teacup

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"Another double-header."

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Mole saving a goal.

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

Scarecrow Goalie

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'