Quirky Couple Fans Pillows

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'We were made for each other.'

"So, do you come here often?"

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Face Mask Romance

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Prison Romance.