Quirky Couple Enthusiasts Pillows

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Prison Romance.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Graffitti.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."