Quirky Couple Admirer Pillows

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

The Odd Couple.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Graffitti.

"Don't tell him anything."

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."