Quirky Duo Admirer Pillows

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'We were made for each other.'

Giant Sale!

The Odd Couple.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'