Quirky Duo Admirer Pillows

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'We were made for each other.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

The Odd Couple.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"