Quirky Couple Appreciator Pillows

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'We're not your typical couple. I'm the extrovert, and Bernie's the shy one.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'We were made for each other.'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Face Mask Romance

Prison Romance.

Graffitti.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Don't tell him anything."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'