Quirky Couple Aficionado Pillows

Doomed Romance

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Prison Romance.

"Don't tell him anything."

Disco Dancing

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'