Odd Couple Aficionado Pillows

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Disco Dancing

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Odd Spas

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Doomed Romance

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

"This should be hilarious."

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.